Psychic Vera shook her head in disbelief as her husband, Psychic Chuck, confirmed that her visions on the astral plane had once again come true.

"Your accuracy is almost 90%," Chuck said. "I was hoping, however, that you'd be dead wrong about this one. Who in their right mind wants to see simulated sex acts at a Republican Gala?"

Chuck explained to Vera that he was channel surfing last week when he came upon the Republican gala on CSPAN. He was, he said, unfortunately transfixed by KC and the Sunshine Band performing for some of the soporific Republican faithful. KC(Harry Wayne Casey) looked old and wasted, while his female dancers although pretty, were crass and obsene. The whole production was so coarse, Psychic Chuck told his wife, KC even simulated sex with one of his female dancers.

"It was an interesting bit of irony," Chuck said, " when you contrast the moralisms of the Republican Party and their $50,000,000 investigation of President Clinton and their choice of band for the Republican Party gala."

"Yes," Psychic Vera said, "it certainly tells you which political party is the more tasteless."