(c) AQUILA NEWS 2001
VOLUME 7, ISSUE 12
May 16
I am sick of boy George Bush. I am sick of thinking about him, reading about him, seeing him even fleetingly on television(I can't watch him for more than five seconds without becoming very angry), and I'm sick of writing about him. I'm sick of his tax cut, I'm sick of his assault on the environment, I'm sick of his transparent greed and selfishness and the cravenness of his friends. I'm sick of Washington DC. I'm sick of Dick Cheney and his supercilious manner. I wish they'd all go away. Fat chance. So I'd like California to withdraw from the union. I don't want anything to do with these harbingers of hell.
Every woman I talk to hates boy George. On mother's day my daughter wanted to buy some wine at a local winery. As I walked into the tasting room, a woman behind me said to me, "I notice that your Gore sticker is still on your car too." I said, "Yes it is and it's staying there." We then had a discussion about how awful George was. Another woman chimed in. I didn't know either one of these women, yet we talked as if were old friends. Women don't like him because they know what his compassionate conservatism really is. "I'll apologize after I screw you." Even with his peccadillos, we'd all rather have Bill Clinton in the White House. We didn't approve of the blow job or the cigar but we were realistic. Better that than wounding Third world women who what birth control information. Better that than leaving the arsenic levels high in our drinking water and carbon dioxide in our atmosphere and poisoning our children. Better the blow job and the cigar than negating the ergonomic rules that primarily affect women in the work place. Better the illicit sex with Monica Lewinsky than playing footsie with tobacco and the NRA.
What are we to do, we women who can't abide George Bush, who's only been in office four months? What are we going to do until he's gone? I guess we protest, write letters, tell our congress people to stick it to him, to not roll over like desperate dogs that will do anything for one lousy biscuit.
Another Ugly Clinton Hater Wants More Power
Ted Olson
Why are there so many ugly Republicans? Or maybe the question should be why are so many ugly men, Republicans? Most of Bill's Clinton's enemies are ugly. Back in 1994, I knew that one of the primary motivations for hating old Bill was envy. While women threw themselves at the former president, ugly men have to pay for a little nooky on the side, like Dick Morris did. How sordid.
I'm tired of seeing ugly nasty Republicans like Ted Olson. The Republicans want to confirm him for Solicitor General, now, which is an important position that another ugly sexless Republican(Kenneth Starr)held at one time. Ted Olson has lied to Congress just recently about his involvement with the anti-Clinton Arkansas Project funded by that miserable billionaire, Scaife. Olson is so obviously a liar. David Brock, a former right wing Republican who was paid by the American Spectator magazine and the Arkansas Project to dig up dirt on Bill Clinton and write about it, says that Olson was involved. While Spectator editors try to discredit Brock by saying that he never worked on the Arkansas Project, the writer has records to prove that he was paid big bucks by the magazine.
So why is lying about one's sex life worse than lying about a sleazy involvement in a slimy project to trash the president?
Olson was also the creep that argued boy George Bush's case in the Supreme Court after the botched Mercury retrograde election. He is a member of the Federalist Society, which is a bunch of corrupt right wing lawyers hanging out together and patting each other on the fannies. Supreme Court Justices Scalia and Rehnquist are members. Gee, do you think they inappropriately favored Olson in his arguments for boy George?