Psychic Predicts:

One Million PMS Women  March on Washington.

After watching president George Bush give his first press conference since taking office, Psychic Chuck was overcome by a distressing vision of one million angry PMS (premenstrual syndrome) sufferers marching toward the White House.

"Oh no," Chuck said, with his head in his hands. "They'll think he's planning to ban the import of cocoa leaves, which will cut into the production of chocolate and severely impact their mental stability. Not only will they storm the White House thinking the president is hoarding chocolate, they'll tear up the Richard Nixon bowling alley in the basement before they go looking for the president. I see him sitting in front of the computer engrossed in playing video games and eating a chocolate bar. He'll never know what hit him. Meanwhile, the women will blame Cheney for the ban on chocolate bars, because they think Bush is too stupid to come up with it on his own,and they'll try to grab the Vice President as he's slipping through the basement window. Thinking that Bush has been incapacitated, Cheney hops on Air Force One and declares himself president. After seeing the mob of angry women on television, and thinking that both George and Dick are goners, the Vice President's wife, Lynn, declares herself the president and cites her novel, the Body Politic, as precedent."

"All this because George made yet another one of his mistakes(aka Bushisms or SRQ's (stupid Republican quotes) by saying that he's 'concerned about the amount of acreage in cultivation for the growth of cocoa leaves' (in Latin America)?'" Psychic Vera asked.

"Yes, he meant to say coca leaves because cocaine comes from coca not cocoa. But the women aren't going to realize that when the rumors start flying fast and furious among the Washington political pundits.  Since it's still Mercury Retrograde, the pundits will say anything even if it's totally false, just to create a stir. The did exactly the same thing when they claimed that HIllary Clinton had a gift registry at some ritzy store."

"I suppose the media will have a field day with this, Chuck," Psychic Vera said, sighing. "They've been ignoring all the Bush news for more dirt on the Clintons. After all, didn't Washington Post columnist, Richard Cohen, just write that Bush was a boring as Calvin Coolidge. This is a good comparison since both the dead president and the live one are Cancers. He could have added Ford and John Quincy Adams to his list of boring Cancer presidents. But now if your vision is realized, the journalists will finally have something to write about."