After watching 60 Minutes on television, Psychic Vera admitted to Psychic Chuck that the so-called independent prosecutor,Kenneth Starr, had fondled her breast on the astral plane.
While Chuck wondered why he hadn't psychically tuned into the assault, he was appalled to learn that Vera intended to go on national television with her accusation.
"If Kathleen Willey can embarrass herself, the President,and the entire nation with her tale, why can't I tell the truth about Ken Starr," Vera asked indignantly.
"Ordinarily, I would keep quiet about such an ordeal. Why ruin a man's career for a little grope on the astral plane? I decided, however, that the truth must be told, despite who may be hurt in the process."
The psychic went on to say that it was particularly odious and hypocritical for a man like Starr, who claimed to be Mr. Goody Two Shoes, to sexually assault her on the psychic level.
"Of course, " she declared, "it is understandable from an astrological and psychological perspective."
The nationally known psychic described Ken's Starr's astrological difficulties as a Cancer with the Sun Conjunct Saturn.
"He never received the amount of nurturing he desired" said Vera. "As a baby, he longed for his mother's breast but coming from a fundamentalist household, breast feeding was considered a nasty practice. He got a bottle instead."
With the planet Saturn in close relationship to his Cancer Sun Sign, he repressed his need on the physical plane. Energy, psychic or otherwise must have an outlet. Starr is only able to express his obsession on the astral level.
"Isn't it heartrending that a fifty-one year old man has to resort to an astral breast in lieu of a real one? And why was he intent on grabbing an unfamiliar one like mine instead of his wife's? Maybe Mr. Starr is a secret sex fiend."
This poor fellow had Mars in close aspect to Venus which indicates a strong sex drive. Bill Clinton has the same aspect. Kenneth Starr's aspect, however, is in the puritanical sign of Virgo, the Virgin. "This dichotomy could explain his hatred of the President and his vendetta against him," Vera continued.
According to both Newsweek and Time magazines, Starr had little or no experience with women until after college. Compared to the President, Starr has little sex appeal and unlike the President, is not attractive to most women. And just like Bill Clinton's other enemies, the prosecutor is sick with envy(see volume 1, issue 4, Clinton's enemies are Fat, Ugly, and Sexless).
"A highly repressed individual like Starr is unaware of his feelings and simply thinks he is pursuing a just cause. Unfortunately, like other Fundamentalists, he believes that sexual sins are at the top of God's hit list. This viewpoint is not borne out by what Jesus says in the New Testament."
In John 8, Verse 3-11, an adulterous woman is brought into the temple where Jesus has been teaching. The scribes and Pharasees say that according to the law of Moses, the woman should be stoned. Jesus replies, "He that is without sin, cast the first stone." After her accusers leave, he asks her, "Woman where are thy accusers. Hath no man condemned thee? She answers "No man Lord." Jesus says, "Neither do I condemn thee, go and sin no more."
Jesus makes little mention of sexual behavior in the Gospels, including fornication or homosexuality. Apparently, he didn't feel that these sins of the flesh were as important as greed, pride or hypocrisy. He accuses the Pharasees of ignoring the "weightier demands of the law--justice, mercy and good faith", and says that they "strain off a midge, yet gulp down a camel."
Starr continues to put all his attention on the President's sexual sins(midges or gnats)while trying to hide his own defense of the tobacco industry that is implicated in the death of millions from lung cancer.
"Kenneth Starr has gulped down a camel in more ways than one," Vera said.
