In an unprecedented grab for power (save for the 2000 national elections), the U.S. Supreme Court will vote 5-4 to impeach California's Governor, Gray Davis. So says Psychic Vera. "If you travel to exactly the right location on the astral plane, you can often see the future, and I saw the Supremes vote to impeach the Governor for being too dull, controlling, and boring. Their decision must have been based on those character traits, because Davis hasn't committed any crime grave enough, other than having a bad personality, to be removed from office.
Of course, every one that has read the Constitution(about 2% of the population) realizes that the Supremes can't vote to impeach anyone, even the President of the United States. But Vera insists she saw what she saw. "After deciding who would be president after the 2000 election, the Highest Court (lackeys for the Bush administration) has been emboldened. They ran rough shod over the Florida Supreme Count, destroying the right of a state to manage their own election. On the astral plane, they turned their sights on California, which has been a stye in George Bush's eye. Not only did Californians not vote for Bush in 2000, they elected all Democrats to state offices and re-elected Davis, an unpopular governor, in last November's election."
The psychic went on to say that Bush has been punishing the vote rich state since he lost California in the last presidential election. The power crisis of a couple of years ago was the direct result of illegal activities by the energy companies, supported tacitly by the Bush administration's Dick Cheney, as a payback to Davis and California voters.
"George Bush is a vindictive man," Vera said. "He likes to punish those that don't go along with his rigid materialistic viewpoint. Look how he has treated France, Germany, and Canada and even poor Mexico for not going along with the debacle in Iraq.
Almost more than gaining access to the Iraq's oil, Bush wants the state of California to pay the piper. If he can get Davis evicted, and a Republican governor in office, he thinks Californians will roll over and vote for him in 2004.
"However," the psychic said, "Bush is not thinking about the planet Saturn recently moving into Cancer, his Sun sign. It's only been ten days since Saturn has shifted signs, yet the shit has already begun to hit the fan."
Some of the shit includes: no evidence of weapons of mass destruction, head of weapons inspections, Hans Blix, referring to the Bush administration as "bastards", Bush's "tough talk" to the Israelis and Palestinians going unheeded as more violence breaks out in the Middle East, Homeland Security implicated in the Texas redistricting fiasco, evidence that the Bush administration accepted bogus forged documents claiming that Hussein bought uranium from Niger in Africa, and used them to press their case for war.
"It won't be long now before Saturn actually moves into a perfect conjunction with Bush's sun sign(in October)," Vera said. Former Watergate official, John Dean, could be right when he says that Bush's lie about weapons of mass destruction may bring on a bigger presidential crisis than Watergate, resulting in Bush's impeachment. Then the Supremes will have to lay off Gray Davis in order for the chief justice to preside over Bush's ouster.
