Volume 5, Issue 1
October 1999
George W. Bush is a Big Wuss
Psychic Vera stunned her students last week with the latest message she received from the astral plane.
"I found myself walking through a green mist", she said, when suddenly I came upon three monks. While one beat on an African drum, the other two chanted the same phrase over and over: George W. Bush is a real wuss. George W. Bush is a real wuss.
Although the psychic rarely doubts the spiritual messages she receives from holy men and women, she thought at first that the monks must be mistaken.
A governor that allows so many executions to procede in his state can't be a wuss, she thought.
A leader that uses foul words in a national magazine, (Talk) can't be a coward she reasoned.
A presidential candidate that makes fun of a woman he's about to execute can't be spineless, she considered. (Another blunder of speech in Talk.)
A legislator that allows an aide to stand behind him during press conferences to correct his mistakes and give him information can't be a pantywaist, the psychic analyzed.
Surely, a legislator that tries to quell a probe of a funeral home corporation in Texas can't be a gutless turkey she reasoned. (Read about Formaldegate in Salon Magazine at salon.com).
A man that threatens to pull the money plug on poor public schools that aren't performing is certainly not craven.
But then Vera remembered what she'd thought when she looked at his horoscope for the first time:
With his Sun in Cancer, and his Moon in Libra, George W. was just too sensitive to be President. Not really sensitive to other people, though. He can be quite cavalier about hurting other's feelings. He's sensitive about himself and too defensive and self-protective because he's afraid of being hurt.
Because his Sun is in Cancer, George W. overly identified with his mother and had difficultly relating to his father. According to Astrological Insights Into Personality by Betty Lundsted, published in 1980, an afflicted Cancer man's father is too aloof or absent from the household while he was growing up. As a result he feels emotionally deprived. He is born into a mother-dominated household and mother may be highly manipulative. He may be a mama's boy or he might dislike women or resent them. Kenneth Starr, Ross Perot, Phil Graham, and Dick Armey are all afflicted Cancers from Texas. Do we want another one of these in the White House?
According to Liz Greene in her book, The Astrological Neptune and the Quest for Redemption, anyone with the Sun Square Neptune like George W. had idealized his father and has unrealistic expectations of him. He.may not feel that he can ever live up to his father's image.
Psychic Vera said, "Perhaps George Jr. is trying to emulate his father's lack of vision thing, because the son doesn't seem to have any either."
George W. routinely claims to be a "compassionate conversative," Vera went on to say, "but when asked by a young girl in a poor school what he thought of raising the minimum wage, he said he'd be worried about 'pricing people out of work'.
Another time he gave a speech in support of the Log Cabin Republicans(gay Republicans) when they were banned from displaying a table at the Texas Republican Convention. Yet, he supported a bill that would take children away from gay parents that already had them.
Vera ended her discourse by saying,"Is it possible that a compassionate conservative means, I'll apologize after I screw you?"
The Sun square Neptune makes him nebulous, evasive, and difficult to understand. Does anyone know why this man wants to be President?
To Be Continued